Animal Kingdom In As Early Preakness Favorite!

Ace Rothstein has spoken, and Kentucky Derby-winner, Animal Kingom, is the 2-1 favorite this weekend at Pimlico! The 2011 Preakness Stakes will play host to plenty of pricks on saturday, as the second-leg of the Triple Crown always brings back fond memories of Prick Cabin's attendance back in 2006, when Barbaro fell to injury. It will be the first time since 2005 that 14 horses are set to run in the Preakness. Who would've ever guessed that Animal Kingdom would be the new show in town, when the horse entered the Kentucky Derby with as good a chance at finishing first, as I have getting laid by Kirstie Fuckin Alley on a Wednesday night!!! Dollars to fuckin eclairs, her snatch smells like a slab of well-done meatloaf! You're going to need a helluva lot more than a gallon of Heinz to make that twat taste good! Who's the jockey for Animal Kingdom this weekend? Rafiki or that little prick Timon!? Unfuckinbelievable, it's like we have a G-rated movie for a fuckin stakes race!!! Where's Hank Goldberg when you need him!?! My best bet is he's sweating up a fuckin storm at a Hooter's down in Coconut Grove! Someone get this guy a fuckin towel, please!!! I'm juiced up on a muggy morning in the Tri-State, and I'm ready for a big fuckin Thursday! More Ovaltine please!!!!!! I'm not a fuckin genius, but I did stay at a Prick Cabin Express last night!!!