Raiders Fire Tom "I Have No" Cable!

The Raiders were the first team since the 1970 merger to go 6-0 in their division, and not land a playoff berth. So what does that get head coach Tom Cable? How about a fuckin pink slip, and I'm not talking about the one in my secretary's twat!!! Here's your walking papers, Tom, now go back to your old job at the fuckin mall! I hear Paul Blart is looking for a partner, you loser!!! Do I feel bad for this prick? Sure I do, but only because the Raiders had a fairly respectable 8-8 season. Seriously, what is Al Davis doing still running this franchise? The guy is Alicia Silverstone co-starring Stacey Fuckin Dash!!! Retire, Al! Or at least brush your fuckin teeth!!! Unbelievable! Hey, Tom Cable! Walter Sobchak called - he wants his Shake Weight back!!!