Chowder Du Jour!

The special today is a nice seafood bisque, and it's called Vanessa Raia...This gal leaves me somewhat speechless, especially after I swept my Tuesday Night Hoops Lock!!! The Knicks suffered a tough 106-98 defeat, while the Tar Heels romped 78-55! That's right, Vanessa! We're going out tonight, and I'm not talking Chuck E. Cheese's! We're gonna get fuckin nuts at Dave & Buster's instead! I'll bust my balls all over that rear-end of yours, all while I'm reading Shortstop From Fuckin Tokyo! How about you take off that one piece, and use my tongue as a thong! I hope you like your bottles of wine the way I like my condoms, baby! I'm bringing nothing but magnums tonight!!!!