Thursday Night NFL Juice!

The reeling Indianapolis Colts travel to Nashville tonight to take on the underachieving Tennessee Titans on Thursday Night Football! This is a must-fuckin-game for both of these teams, if either one wants to keep their playoff hopes alive in the AFC. Me? I'm a one-man-team, and I'm just trying to keep my fuckin happy-hour-hopes alive! I need to wet my beak in a 22 oz. pilsner of suds! I haven't taken a fuckin bath in weeks, because I still can't find my fuckin swimmies!!! Peyton Manning must be banging Little Debbie, because that prick has been a walking fuckin turnover the past three weeks! How about Kerry Collins? How many Budweisers is he having before the game tonight? He's probably at Applebees right now! Two for one drink specials!!! Colts to the bank (-3), La La La, La La La, Lock It Up!