Kyrie Irving To Miss Rest Of Season?

Duke freshman sensation, Kyrie Irving,  might be out a lot longer than expected. Irving is suffering from a toe injury, that could possibly sideline him for the rest of the season. The freshman pointguard expressed relief it's his big toe, and not his cameltoe! "I'm just glad my clit is still big and intact," Irving ranted. "That's really my main concern, because my cameltoe is my calling card." Who the fuck does this guy think he is? Bud Fuckin Fox?!?! Duke remains a powerhouse, and the only elite team in all of college basketball, with or without Kyrie Irving.