Morning Tush!

How about a hot cup of java? I got a fresh drip coming right out of Tehmeena Afzal's snatch! Yes, folks, Tehmeena is the hottest Pakistani pinup girl around, and she can sit on my kibbe whenever she wants. Instant coffee? How about instant fuckin cream? I'm not talking about 1/2 & 1/2 either! I'm talking about the thick stuff!!! We can even do a little ATM after breakfast, and I'm not talking about the kind you need a pin-number for!