Crawford Signs With Red Sox!

The Boston Red Sox continue to make plenty of noise this offseason, as they have now inked outfielder, Carl Crawford, to a 7-Year deal worth $142 million! How about that! Crawford is Beantown bound, and the Red Sox have suddenly shifted the balance of power in not only the AL East, but the entire American League as well. Unfuckinbelievable!!! The next person I see today, I'm going to fuck! I like my baseball players, the way I like my prick - stiff! This deal is pending a physical today, so Carl chose to check one out in Provincetown! He can't wait for the doctor to ask him to cough!!! Welcome to the center of the baseball world, Carl. You're not at Tropicana anymore....