Morning Tush!

One in the stink, and two in the bush, who the fuck is ready for some Morning Fuckin Tush?!?!?! Greetings from Uncle PMAC on an unseasonably warm day in the TriState! I hope you geniuses will have some patience with me, because my prick is more scrambled than the eggs I just ate, thanks to all those Victoria's Secret models strutting their stuff last night! You've heard of OWS? Well how about OMC, and I'm not talking about the trio responsible for How Bizarre! Occupy My Crotch, folks! This gal's twat tastes like fuckin Thursday's turnips! Her fuckin tush is like a time share in the Hamptons, for goodness sakes! Call my doctor! I've had a raging hard-on since 4AM this morning, and it won't go down! I feel like I have a box of cereal in my pants, because my prick is about to snap, crackle, and pop!!! Fire it up! Pretend your prick is a straw, and this broad's snatch is a Mott's juicebox! Stick it the fuck in, and call it a career!