Justin Verlander Wins 2011 AL CY Young!

Justin Verlander is your 2011 AL CY Young award winner, and this should come as zero shock to anyone. Verlander was nothing short of an absolute horse this year for Detroit, and the guy dominated  batters as if he was Billy Madison playing a third-grade game of dodgeball. Verlander led the majors in wins by going 24-5 and topped baseball with 250 strikeouts. His 2.40 ERA was the best among AL pitchers who qualified for the title. Jered Weaver, James Shields, and CC Sabathia finished two, three, four in the final voting, while Uncle PMAC failed to receive any votes at all. The Cabin salutes greatness, and that is what Verlander was this past season. I'd like for everyone to raise their Bacardi Mojitos, and toast this prick's tremendous performance! I will be hosting a black-tie affair tonight in the Cabin Ballroom, and I hope to see all of you there. Mini Hebrew Nationals will be provided, along with gallons upon gallons of Korbel! See ya there! I'll be the guy at the entrance getting sucked off by the valet cunt!!!!!!!