Rangers Take 3-2 World Series Lead!

The leaves are falling outside the Cabin, folks, and Uncle PMAC is fired up on a Titty Bar Tuesday! How about those Texas Rangers last night?! Ron "Tony Montana" Washington's club won a pivotal Game 5 yesterday evening, 4-2, to take a 3-2 series lead against the St. Louis Cardinals! Game 6 will be tomorrow night at Busch Stadium, and Tony LaRussa better get his players focused, or it could wind up being a long night of nothing but Budweiser Select 55's and Jennie-O's Turkey Burgers!!! The early World Series MVP favorite, Mike "Tortellini Tits" Napoli, was the hero for Texas once again, while the Cardinals were struggling to get the right fuckin pitcher to come out of their bullpen!?! How the fuck does something like that happen, LaRussa?! Since when does Motte sound like Rzepczynski!!??!! Enough is fuckin enough! I'll stick a McRib up my ass before I believe that fuckin fairytale! What the fuck do I know, though?! I'm dressing up like Nicki Minaj for Halloween! Hey, why did the prick cross the road?! To fuck on the other side!!!!! Ron Washington brought two kilos of blow on the plane with him last night for the flight back to St. Louis!!!