Thursday, October 20, 2011

The Dead Pit


"Cause this is thriller, thriller night..."
(1989) *1/2

A mad doctor experiments on his patients and things go horribly wrong.
Arguably the worst zombie movie ever made. They really weren't even zombies, at least I didn't think so. Here, I'll let the pictures speak for themselves.

"Who took my visine!"

"I'm running from nothing, but aren't my bouncing breasts neat?"

"...and the fish was this big, I swear!"

"Does anybody else feel a draft?"

"Wait, so your telling me this isn't how all mental patients dress?"

"It's just a little pinch, hold still and your flu shot will be done in a sec. Oops, gave you a lobotomy instead, my bad."

"I am not an animal! I am a human being!"