Prick Cabin Sports Friday!!!!

Can you smell that? Do you fuckin feel it? Greetings on a very muggy and cloudy Friday morning from the TriState, folks, and welcome to another Prick Cabin Sports Friday!!!! TGIPCSF!!! I've been waiting for this week to end since I woke up on Monday! Enough is enough of this shit! I pumped the Cabin thermostat last night up to 150 degrees just to cool my cock off! The Prick Palace felt like the Amazon fuckin jungle!!! Unbelievable! I usually like the joint to feel like a fuckin meat locker, so I have no clue what got into me!? Why does it always have to be feast or famine with Uncle PMAC?! I hit the fuckin jackpot last night with the predictions of Verlander gutting out a victory in Detroit, and the Brewers bouncing back in St. Louis to tie the NLCS at 2-2! The ALCS heads back to Arlington for a big Game 6 tomorrow night, and the Cardinals look to get back on the fuckin horse this evening in a crucial Game 5! Woah!? How about that juice! I'm in a really cranky fuckin mood today, because I slept like a real nervous Pervis Ellison last night! My fuckin nightlight went out, so I hid under the Cabin tempurpedic with my smut and a fuckin flashlight! Who the fuck do I think I am?! Neil Fuckin Armstrong?! Let's get fuckin juiced up today! I just bought a sesame-seed bagel, and spread the cream cheese on it with my fuckin prick! We have a lot of business to take care of, so let's cut the rah-rah shit, and get things going!  Sluts, College Football Nova-Scotia LOX, NFL Picks, & all things prick! TGIPCSF!!!!