“That won’t happen, so you can get all the second-guessing out early. Whether we’re going to win it or not win it, Verlander will pitch Game 1 and Game 5. All the second-guessers can come out and say that I should pitch him in the fourth game if we’re behind. That’s not going to happen. I’ll leave it at that. Let all the people have fun with that all they want. Right now, I’m going to relax and get my team ready to play, but I can assure you that Verlander isn’t going to pitch on three days' rest in the divisional series." - Jim Leyland
Thanks for the update, Jim. Who the fuck do you think Justin Verlander is?! Johnny Fuckin Mnemonic?!?!