#23 USC Trojans!

Lane "The Crooked Cunt" Kiffin and his box of rubbers enter the Prick Cabin Poll at #23, and that's completely based on sheer talent alone, because the Trojans are still banned from the postseason this year, due to their multiple NCAA violations. Reggie Bush? He couldn't care less! When was the last time he practiced safe sex anyway? When he was 12?!? QB Matt Barkley is only going to be better, and USC also sports a dynamic return-man in Robert Woods. Lane's father, Monte, should have the Trojan's defense even stronger, so don't be surprised when these pricks are contending for the PAC-12 South title with the likes of Arizona State. Now having said that, I would still rather have Brandon Walsh from 90210 as my head football coach, than Lane "The Crooked Cunt" Kiffin! Go fuckin figure!

Toughest Game: 10/29 @ Stanford