#20 Michigan State Spartans!

I don't know why I put a fuckin exclamation point at the end of Spartans, when these losers deserve punctuation more along the lines of a fuckin comma or a colon with backwards parentheses, so it looks like a fuckin frown! I don't give a shit if the critics are saying this is Coach Mark Dantonio's most talented team! I don't give a Splinter's fuckin ass if Lee Corso wants to suck off QB Kirk Cousins! Not so fast my friend! You're gonna suck off Luther "Shark" Lavay, before you stick a fuckin Spartan helmet on your head! I'm tired of this College Football Preview! I'm disgusted with myself! Every single girl I see walking in the street, or driving next to me, I just want to bang them! When is enough, enough? I'll squirt a trail of jizz all over the streets of East Lansing, so those creeps can have something to remember me by! I rather French-kiss a Venus Flytrap than root for these freaks!

Toughest Game: 10/29 @ Nebraska