Loser Du Jour!

Good morning on another soggy Thursday in the TriState, and sayonara to the overrated Boston Red Sox!!! There will be no October baseball for the liberals from Provincetown, as Boston held a nine-game lead in the AL wild-card race after Sept. 3, but a 7-19 September swoon left them tied with Tampa Bay entering the final day of the regular season. Boston's 7-20 record for the month is its worst September since an identical mark in 1952!!! What a Wild Card Wednesday, folks!!!!! Who's the manager of the Red Sox these days? Anderson Fuckin Cooper!?! Uncle PMAC invited over all his cronies last night for a Playoff Party and Jonathan PapelBUM wasn't invited!!!!! If there is one guy Prick Cabin loves to see blow a game, then it is hands-down Papelprick! Everyone was all over Beantown's stick prior to the start of the season, and as a man of integrity, I must admit that I predicted the Red Sox to win the AL pennant right here in this very Cabin. Well guess what, geniuses? I'm giving myself a free fuckin pass on that one! No city thinks they own the world of sports more than Boston does, and they got what they deserved!!! Once a loser, always a loser!!!!! Now SIT!!!!! I rather play paddycake with Shredder, than root for these fucks!