Chowder Du Jour!

Good afternoon from a steamy and horny Prick Cabin on a muggy Tuesday in the TriState. I'd like to welcome Charm Killings (don't ask) to the party, and let's hope she stays really late. Uncle PMAC has been slaving over a big crockpot all day, while making his signature Italian Wedding soup, and he plans on stuffing Charm's twat with more meatballs than that cocksucker Chef Boyardee! If it was up to me, then I'd be Charm's toilet seat, because this way she'd sit on my face multiple times throughout the day! What the fuck do I know, though? I like my twats the way I like my croissants - flakey and fresh! Don't forget the oyster crackers either! I love clams so much my parents nicknamed me Mother Shucker!