Say What?

"I just don't want to be around anything negative. I walk around everyday with my head held high. 'Yeah, OK, I'm the guy that shot myself.' People always ask me if I would change that situation. I say, 'Hell yeah. Nobody wants to go to jail.' But, the person that I am and where I'm at at this time, I wouldn't change the person."

"I sat down with Ben and he was like, ‘We got a problem,' I said, ‘What you talking about?' He said Mayor Bloomberg just went on TV and said you should be punished to the fullest extent of the law. And you know what I said after that? I said, 'Who is Mayor Bloomberg?' Dead serious. 'Who is Mayor Bloomberg?'" - Plaxico Burress*

You can't make it up, folks!!! Plaxico "No Practico" Burress had a very candid interview air last night on HBO Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel, in which he discussed the events of the night he shot himself, and his recent jail stint. Burress is currently nursing a sore ankle, but he should be fine to resume football activities by the end of this week. I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but how the fuck is Plaxico unaware who Mayor Bloomberg is? Give me a fuckin break, guy! This is like saying Uncle PMAC doesn't wear Dr. Scholl's in his fuckin underpants! Of course I fuckin do! I stick motherfuckin Chicken Of The Sea up my ass at night, so it smells like your sister's crotch in the morning!!!! I'm so sick and fuckin tired of all the hogwash! I'm about ready to hawk a loogie on my own fuckin prick! Enough already! Let's have a day!