Prick Cabin Sunday Q & A!

Good evening, folks, and welcome to the first weekly edition of the Prick Cabin Sunday Q & A. I'm really looking forward to inviting these athletes into the Cabin for a nice and intimate 1-on-1 with yours truly - Uncle PMAC!!! Some people say I'm not a personable guy, but I think those same people have zero fuckin clue what they're talking about. So fuckin what if I walk by my neighbors and don't say hi? I couldn't care less! Next thing you fuckin know, you're always fuckin having to talk to them from there on out! Who gives a fuckin fuck? I'll stir my scrambled eggs with my cock before I start taking part in that fuckin nonsense!

Our first guest at the Cabin will be Adam Scott, who has just finished off a tremendous weekend at Firestone, by winning the 2011 W.G.C. Bridgestone Invitational at an impressive -17 under par.

Uncle PMAC: "Welcome to Prick Cabin, Adam, and congratulations on your victory today. What was your mood like this morning when you knew you were in position to finish off this tournament?"

AS: "Well, PMAC, the whole idea of winning actually put me in a rather foul mood. I hopped out of bed, and I hid in my closet for a little bit, until my caddy Stevie Williams burst into my room to let me know I was about to miss my tee-time."

Uncle PMAC: "Interesting. So you probably didn't brush your teeth, correct?"

AS: "(laughs) I didn't put on any deodorant either."

Uncle PMAC: "I know this is off topic, but did you watch the NFL Hall of Fame induction ceremonies yesterday?"

AS: "How the fuck could I possibly have time for that, you fuckin prick?"

Uncle PMAC: "Who are you calling a prick, dickbreath? I ask the fuckin questions here, not you! Do you want this interview to get nasty?"

AS: "Stevie and I like to get nasty when he tells me stories about Tiger's sluts!"

Uncle PMAC: "Oh really? Well do you make that fuckin wallaby sit on your long putter, or do you just sit there, and let him suck you off?"

AS: "I don't make him do anything raunchy like that, but sometimes he plays with my divot tool (blushes)."

Uncle PMAC: "You're such a fuckin pervert, Adam! What does your mother think of this?"

AS: "She encourages it."

Uncle PMAC: "Do you consider yourself to be a good golfer?"

AS: "Is today Sunday?"

Uncle PMAC: "Why are you being such a wise-ass to me?"

AS: "Honestly? I can't stand you."

Uncle PMAC: "What drives you?"

AS: "Cialis."

Uncle PMAC: "When you bang bitches that look like Emma Watson and Maggie Gyllenhaal, how is it?"

AS: "Well, it's similar to the Klondike 5 Seconds of Glory."

Uncle PMAC: "Favorite actor?"

AS: "Wesley Snipes."

Uncle PMAC: "Favorite actress?"

AS: "Jennifer Aniston."

Uncle PMAC: "Would you fuck her?"

AS: "I don't know, would you have a fuckin threesome with Mike & Molly? Get a clue! Of course I'd bang that broad!"

Uncle PMAC: "Favorite entertainer?"

AS: "Kenny G."

Uncle PMAC: "Three dinner guests?"

AS: "Greg Norman, Prince, and Rex Ryan."

Uncle PMAC: "Favorite meal?"

AS: "Fish and chips."

Uncle PMAC: "Favorite movie?"

AS: "Big Boobs: Film School Dropouts."

Uncle PMAC: "What can PGA Tour fans expect from you, as your career moves on?"

AS: "They can bank on watching an incredibly horny guy play some pretty brutal golf for long periods of time, but once in awhile, they'll see me get lucky, and that will be XXX rated."

Uncle PMAC: "Thank you for your time, Adam. I appreciate it."