"For those sincerely concerned, I'm doing ok and plan to be back by opening day. For those worried about your fantasy team, you people are sick." - Arian Foster*
Foster tweaked his hamstring on Saturday during the Texans 30-7 win over the 49'ers, but has vowed to be ready for Week 1. Having said that, who the fuck does Foster think he is? Hurricane Irene? This guy is the biggest one-hit wonder to hit the public since those losers Papa Roach!!! Foster will not surpass 1,000 yards rushing this season, so lock it the fuck up, and stick the key up your ass, until you open up the right fuckin door!
