TWINS!

Woah!!! Roger "I Have A Shriveled Rocket In My Pocket" Clemens and Chaz "It's Pat!" Bono must have been separated at birth, because these two jerkoffs even make Mary-Kate and Ashley blush! I may not have eyes in the back of my prick, but these clowns are fuckin identical!

Roger's perjury trial is finally underway today in Washington D.C., as the 354-game winner is charged with six felony counts, including perjury, false statements and obstruction of Congress, which carry a maximum sentence of up to 30 years in prison and a $1.5 million fine! However, even if the Rocket is found guilty on all charges, it's highly unlikely he'd serve anywhere near that amount of time due to his lack of a criminal record. I think I trust Roger Fuckin Rabbit more than this fuckin juice monkey! Sionara!