A-Rod In Midst Of Cougar Love Triangle!

Rumors are swirling that A-Rod has been skipping out on Cameron "Bad Teacher" Diaz with Christie "I Only Open Up My Zipper In My Jeans When I Fuck" Brinkley! What the fuck is it with this guy and older women!? First his ex-wife Cynthia, then Madge, then Cameron Diaz, and now the Uptown Girl!?! You can't make it up, folks! Rodriguez likes his pussies the way I like my bulldog's forehead - full of fuckin wrinkles! How many times does Brinkley have to get divorced before Alex realizes banging her is about as fun as fucking a Venus Flytrap! Stick with the Bad Teacher, and let Brinkley's snatch wither away like a bouquet of Mums in December! What a pig!