The Cabin Salutes Yao "Suck My Fucking Chopstick" Ming!

Prick Cabin would like to take a brief moment to salute Yao Ming on a nice NBA career, as the tall bowl of Miso Soup has decided to retire. The 7'5" monster from the Far East averaged 19.0 ppg, and hauled in 9.2 rebounds per game during his eight seasons here in America. So what's next for the gentle giant? How the fuck am I supposed to know? I'm not a fuckin swami, pricks! What I do know, though, is that I'm gonna cook up a little stirfry on my fuckin cock, and I plan on dousing it in soy sauce in honor of this wonderful human being! General Tsao has nothing on Yao "Suck My Fucking Chopstick" Ming!!! Fuck it! I swear on my johnson I'll fuck five fuckin fortune cookies today for this fuckin beanstalk! Summer Saturdays at the Cabin! Where pussy and hydrangeas bellow out of the chimney to the sweet sounds of pornos blasting from the 55" flat-screen! SIT ON IT! NOW!