Michael Beasley Stays Hot!

Michael Beasley was ticketed in Minnesota last week for going 84 mph in a 65-zone, but our pal was simply in a rush to go get really, really baked! The stoned b-baller must have been hanging with Mr. Cooper, because he was pulled over at 3AM, while cruising the streets of Minnetonka! I'm sorry, folks, but if there is one person who doesn't belong in the state of Minnesota, it's Michael Beasley. The police smelled a strong marijuana odor coming from his car, and found 16.2 grams of grass underneath his driver's seat!!! Bingo!!! This guy is more baked than the fuckin biscotti in my pants! Lucky for Mike this was just a petty misdemeanor, and he was let off with a light $128 fine. Stay hot!!! Where's Kenny Britt!?!