MLB Creep Of The Week!

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Creepshow! Creepshow who?! Creepshow with cockbreath and a fake fuckin bearded clam on my face, that's who!!!! This little prick doesn't need parents, he needs a fuckin psychologist! What kind of person wants to look like Jose "The Juice Fraud" Bautista? I rather have a slumber party with the Wet Fuckin Bandits! Let's be honest, even Uncle PMAC gets his weasel greased more than this jerkoff! I wonder how long it took this freak to draw on his fuckin face? Nice fuckin disguise, asshole! Enough is enough! I rather suck off Thomas the Fuckin Train, than go to a baseball game in Toronto, let alone dress up like I'm some cheating fuckin shrimp! For what?! Just to get some cheap gold watch!?! Fuck that! I have people to meet, and tight twats to eat! I bet my fuckin Kia Sorrento that this kid gets his ass kicked at camp every day! I'm not kidding, I will hand over the deed to the cocksuckin Cabin, and all it's amenities, if this kid isn't picked last for dodgeball at recess! Me? I didn't play anything at recess, because recess was bullshit! I'd simply walk around the parking lot with a Charlotte Hornets Starter jacket on, Apple & Eve juicebox stains on the corners of my mouth, and I'd trade crayons for Victoria's Secret catalogs!  I don't care! I honestly don't. Am I role model? Who knows, I'm actually a nice guy, but being a prick is my favorite fuckin hobby! It's amazing! Some people go into the hobby store for planes, puzzles, and model cars, but I enter the establishment just to break everything, and walk right the fuck out! Make my fuckin day, genius!!!! Now sit on a shovel, you little creep!