Greetings on an overcast morning in the TriState, and welcome to another Prick Cabin Sports Friday!!! The Running of the Bulls in Pamplona reminds me a little bit of what I was doing last night in the fuckin bedroom! If you pricks haven't seen Anal Inferno, then you need to get a lesson in Pornos 101!!!! Woah! I'll show you how to grab the clit by the horns! Derek Jeter heads into the weekend with 2,998 career hits, as he continues to grind toward the sequel to Bernie Mac's smash hit, Mr. 3,000! Who does the Captain think he is?! Stan Fuckin Ross?!?! How about those pesky Chicago Cubs last night fighting back from an 8-run deficit, to knock off the Nationals 10-9?! Who knew they had it in 'em!? The Cabin did!!! Roy Williams is sending $76,000 engagement rings via Pony Express, while Deron Williams is taking his talents to Turkey!?! What the fuck is going on out there?! Kerry Collins finally fuckin retired, and his first stop will be Hooters Happy Hour this evening! Who's ready for the Curb Your Enthusiasm premier this Sunday night on HBO!?! I know I am! Enough is enough! I woke up on the wrong cocksucking side of the cot this morning! I couldn't care less if the NFL is making progress towards ending their lockout! I have bigger fish to fuck! Like cleaning the Cabin walls! I look around and the ceilings are covered in zeppole and cotton candy, while my fuckin toilet is clogged with candy-apples!?! What the fuck happened here?! Let's have a day! I don't know about you pricks, but I'm so horny I'll beat off on the fuckin ferris wheel in front of a group of strangers, and pretend nothing happened! This is Prick Fuckin Cabin, not some muckraking trash you get at the fuckin newsstand every day! Remember to wrap it the fuck up on another Prick Cabin Sports Friday, or keep it in your fuckin slacks!!! TGIPCSF!!! Bada-fuckin-bing, all these sluts can slurp on my ding-a-ling!!!!
