Kenny Britt Arrested A Day After Court Appearance!

Stay hot, Kenny! Why stop now?! Isn't the third time a charm?! Tennessee Titans' wide receiver, Kenny Britt, was arrested today, just one day after his court appearance in Bayonne,NJ, where he pleaded guilty for careless driving. Today, Kenny decided to hang out in Hoboken, and was issued a summons for, "purposely preventing or attempting to prevent a public servant from lawfully performing an official function by means of force or violence, specifically by refusing to open your hand when ordered to do so then pulling your hand away."

You can't make it up, folks!!! Sure, this offense ranks right below jaywalking, or taking a leak in public, but don't you think Kenny would be a little more courteous to the cops following a court appearance the day before? Nope!!! Unbelievable! If a cop tells you to open your hand, you'd think you'd just listen, and open your fuckin hand, right!?! Well, fuck that! Kenny does what Kenny pleases, and there's nothing else to it! Instead, Britt was charged with using his body, "to push away from the officers," and pulled his arm away "while not allowing the officers to handcuff" him!!! Who knows, perhaps Mr. Britt was playing the game where you have to guess which hand the treat/surprise is in!?! I love that game! I go to the local elementary school to play it with the first-graders! Come here, little Johnny! Guess which hand the nugget of grass is in!?! The left?? Nope! That's a condom!!! Come here, Marissa, take a guess!?! Right hand?? Nope! That's a mini-dildo!!!! Enjoy, kids! I'll be back tomorrow with some dvds!