Sionara Terrelle "Don't Call Me Dick" Pryor!

Greetings from Prick Cabin on a steamy and sweaty-snatch morning in the TriState! Go suck some stem, Terrelle Pryor, because your football career could be as good as over! And for who, for what?!?! Some cheap gold watch!? Nope! You just had to get all inked up because you have a Jesse James Fathead on your bedroom ceiling! Get a fuckin life, you cocksuckin schmuck! The Ohio State quarterback announced through his attorney Tuesday that he would not play for the Buckeyes this upcoming season, as he had already been suspended through September for being such an ignorant idiot. No offense, folks, but I never thought Pryor was that great, and I expect him to have an extremely weak football career now that his days as a Fuckeye have come to an end. Sionara, Terrelle! Don't let Brutus bang you in the tush on the way out!