2011 NBA Draft Preview!

The 2011 NBA Draft is tonight in Newark,New Jersey, and it's no secret who the #1 overall prick will be - Kyrie Irving, the point guard out of Duke University, will be packing his bags to tour the Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame in the God-awful city known as Cleveland!!! Woah! Who the fuck wants to play there?! I rather stick my dick in a tank full of piranhas, and call it love story! What the fuck is so great about Irving anyway? The prick played 9 games the entire year!!! If I'm the Cavs, and that cocksucker Dan Gilbert, then I'm taking Derrick Williams with the first selection. No fuckin brainer, folks!!! Brandon Knight? Have fun with the Canadien anthem, pal!!! You'll be wacking off into Bosh's old locker, so look out for any unhatched dinosaur eggs! What about the foreigners, PMAC? I don't know, assholes. What about them?!?! Here at Prick Cabin, we couldn't care less about the losers from across the pond! Could Kemba Walker wind up in the Big Apple?! Where's Jimmer Fredette going to start his family!?! My sources tell me he'll be staying in Utah! What about Kenneth "The Rebounding Machine" Faried!? How about go fuck yourself!?! Find out tonight on ESPN at 7:30 eastern!