NHL Creep Of The Week!

Who dressed this little fuckin creep!?! Stevie Fuckin Wonder!? Enough is enough, pal, you're not fuckin old enough to get out there and skate! Put your cocksuckin costume away! This is the Stanley Cup Playoffs, not Hallofuckinween! Oh, and while you're at it, get the fuck off the stairs, creepbreath! People are trying to get back to their seats, and you're playing grab-ass in the fuckin aisle! They don't serve Gerber here! The Canucks took the playpens out a hundred fuckin years ago! Go wack off to The Land Before Time, or something! Who the fuck do you think you are? Littlefoot!?! How about you do us all a favor, and suck that dinosaur off since you're such a disgusting little pervert! Go to your room, kid, and take that fuckin helmet off, before I kick your ass inside fuckin out, like Eve Fuckin Six! What do you have in that fuckin sippy-cup? Oprah Winfrey's breast milk!? I'm tired of this shit! Don't tell mom the babysitter's blowing Uncle PMAC! I have a family to feed!