Prick Cabin Sports Friday!

Good morning on another hot and humid Prick Cabin Sports Friday!!! TGIPCSF!!! I'm so fuckin horny I could bang a steak, egg, and cheese, and leave the yoke in your mother's face! How's it fuckin taste!?! I'm the kind of guy who will snowplow every girl I see, until my transmission blows out! Seriously, all the Fleshlights, blow-up dolls, and Penthouses in the world can't curb my lewd behavior! A big sports weekend is on the horizon, as  the Prick Cabin chimney churns out the aroma of garlic and clams simmering over prickuccine and broccoli-rabe drenched in twat juice!!! The Oklahoma City Thunder bounced back last night in a big way, defeating the Mavs 106-100, while tieing the series up at one game apiece. Lock this up, folks - the Thunder will be in the NBA Finals! Take it to the cocksuckin bank, and deposit your dick in the hot teller, and let her know you're going to give her the real ATM!!!! You know, the kind that doesn't require a fuckin pin-number!!! Filthy! The annual Subway Series starts tonight in the Bronx, as MLB-Interleague play gets underway this weekend! The Chicago Cubs travel to Fenway Park to take on the Red Sox for the first time since 1918!!! The Preakness Stakes is tomorrow evening live from Pimlico! The Prick Cabin Slut Contest is Sunday night! What else could you fuckin helmets ask for!?! Who the fuck do I look like?! Jolly Old Saint Prick!?! This is the Cabin! This is what dreams are made of! Where pornstars come to gallivant in the gazebo lodged in my pants!!! Wake up and TGIPCSF!!!