Mavericks Take Commanding 3-1 Series Lead!

Dirk Nowitzki poured in 40 points last night as the Dallas Mavericks took a commanding 3-1 Western Conference Finals lead over the Oklahoma City Thunder. However, this isn't about the Thunder this morning, this is more about the scene at Prick Cabin last night. Honestly, folks, the Cabin smells like a fuckin porno set right now! Uncle PMAC dropped four cashews last night in a 90-minute span, as I gave this broad a real trip to the prick park! I think my chin is still soaked from all the clam juice! Woah!!!! Is that oreganata or casino!?! I'll ride a fuckin flamingo to work from now on if it means I get laid once a fuckin month! I'm not kidding, folks, I'll do the fuckin Macarena at Uno's Happy Hour with my dick hanging out if I have to! The Cabin is back! You know you did a good job, when the broad is asking you if you popped a fuckin Viagra, and you've never banged her before! Banging doggystyle, left and fuckin right, 69'ing, she sat the Bumble Bee down on my face, and my chin turned into a fuckin slip 'n slide! So while all you pricks are looking for jobs in the Pheonix Suns front office, I'm doing my best Denzel impression - Prick On Fire!!!! Amazing, folks, one day I have the Sahara Desert in my underpants, and the next morning my crotch looks like a scene out of fuckin FernGully!!!!