Miami Heat Take 2-1 Series Lead Over Rose's Bulls!

American Airlines Arena turned into a scene out of Jurassic Fuckin Park last night, when Chris "Velociraptor" Bosh exploded for a game-high 34 points, on 13-18 shooting from the field. Who the fuck does this guy think he is?! Captain Jack Sparrow!? Where was Carlos "I'm A Loser & Non-Alcoholic" Boozer during this offensive outburst! Wake up, pal! Who the fuck lets a reptile dominate a basketball game!? Amazing! If Chris Bosh is Jack Fuckin Sparrow, then Carlos Boozer must be Jack Fuckin Hanna! PeTA doesn't give a fuck about dinosaurs, Carlos! The Bulls lost the game 96-85, and received minimal contributions offensively from everyone outside of Derrick Rose and Boozer, as Joakim Noah made more of an impact with his mouth, than his play. The power forward scored 1 single point on the night, but did deliver a major on-camera F-bomb, for which David Stern will undoubtedly fine his fuckin ass! Brush your teeth, Noah! Take a fuckin shower for once! The Bulls have a little bit of work to do before Game 4 on Tuesday night, or they could find themselves on the brink of being eliminated from the 2011 playoffs. Where's Bill Wennington when you need him!?!