NBA Draft Lottery Tonight!

The 2011 NBA Draft Lottery will take place tonight at 8:30PM Eastern on ESPN from Newark, New Jersey! You can't fuck if you don't play, pricks!!! Which team will get lucky, and win that #1 overall selection, so they can blow their load on Duke's Kyrie Irving!? The Minnesota Timberwolves have the highest odds at landing the #1 selection with a 25% chance, but will they really draft another fuckin point guard!? This is the same loser franchise that took Jonny Flynn and Ricky Rubio back-to-back in 2009. How has that worked out thusfar? Well let me tell you - Flynn was wacking off in the NBDL this past season, and Rubio is over in Spain playing circle jerk with the bulls in Pamplona! The Toronto Raptors, Cleveland Cavaliers, and Washington Wizards should also have a very good chance at securing the #1 pick, but the NBA will be content, as long as Rick Welts and his Suns don't win this fuckin thing tonight!!! Sorry, Rick! Seats taken!!! Doogie Howser decided to return for his senior year, pal!!! On another note, this is Prick Cabin's 500th fuckin entry, and the milestones should continue throughout the summer! As a matter of fact, I hope they continue forever! I'm a 1st-Ballot Prick, and I have a Pulitzer Prize for a dick!