Prick Cabin Update!

I'd like to apologize for the lack of activity at Prick Cabin this week, but after I took home my award Sunday night for Best Prick, the Cabin quickly turned into a fuckin infirmary! I'm about ready to suck down a gallon of Triaminic! What's wrong with a little cold and cough medicine? I don't give a fuck if it's pediatric juice! I'm a born fuckin jerkoff! I don't want grow up, I'm a Pricks 'R Us Kid! Who needs Dr. Mom, when you can call Dr. Slut instead!?!?! This is brutal, folks! I need to get to the sports lab, before I flip the fuck out, and throw my dick in the hamper! Enough is enough! What am I? Some kind of pussy?!?!? You show me another fuckin prick that can frost his own mini-wheats, and I'll show you a fuckin winner! Head, shoulders, knees, and prick - I'm ready for the tubby secretary to suck my dick! Slurp it down, you fuckin dodo bird! I'm tired of being under the fuckin weather, I've got a business to run, and I don't care what it takes! I'll jam extra strength Tylenol in my jalapeno poppers if I have to! Now excuse me while I take this liter of Robitussin out of my fanny, because Prick Cabin is back!