Top Prospects To Boycott 2011 NFL Draft!

The 2011 NFL Draft might look like a ghost town in a few weeks, as the projected 1st-Round prospects are believed to be boycotting the event. That's right, folks, these pricks are refusing to show up! Since when did players earn their NFL stripes without even having their names called yet? Who the fuck do these guys think they are? Coach Jimmy McGinty and Clifford Franklin are a couple phone calls away, you fucks! Now I might not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but I think I'd say fuck the NFL, and go sign with the Las Vegas Locomotives instead!! I'm a rookie, and I gotta play! I don't have time to fuck around, and play circle-jerk all day! The pigskin is my livelihood! Football and pussy are the two things I pride myself on, and I couldn't care less if any of you think that's wrong. I'll hire a slutty real estate agent, and put this fuckin cabin up for sale!!! I'm not here to run charity events! Do you think I do this shit for fun!?! I'm about as serious as a strawberry fuckin shortcake! I'm a man! I'm 5! I wear a fuckin thimble for a condom, so suck my prick! I'll dump a Sunny Delight on my BVD's, and pretend I pissed my pants, just so I can have a little fuckin space from you maniacs!!! April 28th is rapidly approaching, and I have a feeling a lot of NFL fans are going to be disappointed. Then again, what do I know? I only eat those Kraft Handi-Snacks, so I can take the little red stick and use it as dildo on all my gal pals! SIT! NESTLE! SPIN!!!!!