"Since the schedule came out. But I got to put it behind me a little bit, because it was so far away, But, you know, time passes by when you're having so much fun. So now it's already here. I'm as ready as I'll ever be, so bring it on." - Chris Bosh*
Kevin Durant couldn't have been more correct in his assessment of Chris "Ugly Velociraptor" Bosh, as being a 'fake tough guy.' Every time this cocksucking loser opens his trap, I instantly blow chunks all over my fuckin desk! First of all, who in Toronto even gave a shit about Bosh in the first place? Nobody gives a fuck about the roundball up there, and all they did was fuckin lose!!! Second of all, what did the Raptors ever do to Chris Bosh that upset him? It's not like the Raptors kicked Bosh to the curb, the ugly creep decided to leave on his own, right? So now this fuckin prick is telling the Raptors fans he's ready for the boos? Gimme a fuckin break!! I guess the fake fuckin tough guy strikes again! Memo to Bosh, NOBODY CARES about what you fuckin say!!! You're having a blast being the third wheel, you fuckin jerkoff! I never knew watching Wade and Lebron play butt pirates was 'so much fun!' Bosh is about as cool as Frankie Fuckin Muniz!