I'm A Man! I'm Horny! I'm, I'm Not A Kid!

Coach Mike Gundy and his Oklahoma State Cowboys slaughtered Arizona last night, 36-10, in the Alamo Bowl! Sionara, Stoops! Gundy and the 'Pokes put on an absolute clinic, and Justin Blackmon showed why he might be better than his old pal Dez Bryant. Blackmon posted his 12th straight 100-yard receiving game with at least 1 TD! Coach Gundy was fuckin ecstatic following the game, as he was ranting and raving about how horny he was! "Erin Andrews? Come after me! I'm a man! I'm fuckin horny! I'm older than 40! Sit on my suckstick, Erin," Gundy exclaimed. It was at this particular moment that I had to make like Cesar the Prick Whisperer, and tell Coach Gundy to take it down a few notches. What else could I do? I can't just beat the shit out of the guy in front of everybody, can I? Maybe I'm just fuckin excited because it's another 1/2-off Thursday at Gold Coast Tanning Salon!!! What the fuck do I know? I'm the kinda guy who laughs at his own fuckin jokes!