Heisman Trophy Tonight!

Cam Newton, Andrew Luck, Kellen Moore, & LaMichael James are all in the Big Apple tonight for the Heisman Trophy ceremonies, but only one of these pricks will walk away with the coveted piece of hardware. Kellen Moore? I could throw the ball further with my dick! This guy has about as good a shot at winning this award, as Martina Navratilova had at reaching the pinnacle of Mount Kilimanjaro! Who does that dyke think she is anyway? Stick to tennis and eating pussy, Martina, do us all a fuckin favor! In all honesty, folks, this will not be a close race tonight, as Cam Newton will win the Heisman in an absolute fuckin landslide! Andrew Luck might wind up having a better career in the NFL, but he has nothing on Newton when it comes down to pure athleticism. LaMichael James will have to wait another year, before he gives his acceptance speech, but tonight belongs to Cam Newton and the Auburn Tigers faithful...