Pacers Wipe The Floor With The Heat!

Danny "The Stranger" Granger and his Indiana Pacers strolled into South Beach last night, and beat the Heat inside-out like Eve fuckin Six! Dwyane Wade was on fire, as he went 1-13 from the field, and poured in three big points! Stay hot, Dwyane! The almighty Heat have now dropped to a very mediocre 8-6 on the young season, so let the Pat Riley watch begin immediately. What do you expect when your bench consists of dinosaurs such as Juwon Howard, Jamal Magloire, and Jerry Stackhouse? These losers have slumber parties on a nightly basis, and they all squeeze into one sleeping-bag! How many fuckin times can you possibly watch The Land Before Time? When the Pacers come into your building, and win 93-77, then I think it's time to sound the alarm. The quote of the night? "We're not having fun right now" - Lebron James. Speak for youself, loser! Look on the bright side, at least Don King was in attendance!